I am not annoyed, but I need to get some things out my system so I feel better! In the words of Whitley Gilbert, "Relax. Relate. Release!" I am sure some of these you feel the same way!
FACTS!
- If the same shade of eyeshadow touches your eye line and eyebrow, ma'am you have messed up. Please wipe it off and start again!
- Uber drivers who talk to fucking much, please stop! Sir, I am not in here to be your friend, please just drive me to Union Station because Metro is fucking up, again!
- Life is too short for bad sex. So all those with weak meat, please keep your "Hey Stranger" text to yourself.
- Sometimes you got to treat people like a blank envelope and not address them! Didn't some reality show star say this? Maybe we still need reality shows after all! LOL!
- Not everyone has to believe in religion. You can still be spiritual and not believe in religion. It is possible. Stop forcing your beliefs on others. Let people live!
- These eyebrows have to stop. I can't trust people who wash their eyebrows off every day! LMAO!
- Why do women have to grow facial hair? It's not fair Jesus. I have to spend money on lip waxes and chin waxes. HELP ME FATHER!
- When will DRIOD and iPhone users end the beef? Yes Samsung makes better phones and I don't give a fuck. NEXT TOPIC!
- Why do women who can't walk in heels insist on wearing them? Girl just stop! You don't have to do it.
- Why is eating good so damn hard? So much good food out here that is so bad for you, but I still want it!
Whew! I feel better now! LOL!
AB
